Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize