I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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