She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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