it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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