Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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