Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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