So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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