I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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