i used baking grease as lip gloss
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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