And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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