Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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