i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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