Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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