yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
