Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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