I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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