they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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