Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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