It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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