Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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