My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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