He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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