She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
True strength comes from lack of pants
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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