Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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