"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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