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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink

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(313): View more from Michigan

my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly

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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?

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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.

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(360): View more from Washington

Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.

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(207): View more from Maine

I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!

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