All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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