why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Randomize
