dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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