i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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