i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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