Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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