Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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