That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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