sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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