I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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