Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I queefed so loud it echoed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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