I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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