there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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