i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
