oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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