I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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