she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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