Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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