Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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