no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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