What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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