Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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