found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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