they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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