i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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