I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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