I understand Curling. That high.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
