you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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