if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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