Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
