Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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